On Wednesday, a Pakistani journalist Taha Siddiqui claimed that he escaped from 12 trained agents of the Pakistan’s “Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI)” who were heavily armed. Taha said in his FIR that four armed men, three of them armed with AK-47s, the fourth with a pistol, got out of the vehicle and came towards him.
They pulled him out of the left rear door, beat him up, but surprisingly Taha hardly has any scratch on his body.
Twitter reacts Hilariously to the abduction story of Taha as Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) is one of the world’s best intelligence agency and all their agents are highly trained soldiers who hardly miss their targets.
In Pakistan the easiest way to get attention and fame is to show yourself as an enemy of the Army or ISI. It has become a trend to fake an abduction by the journalists, who generally use it to get coverage from international media and some of them also fake an attack on themselves to use it to get asylum in the US, Europe and other countries.
So this is how Pakistan reacted to this so called abduction attempt on this journalist:
Taha Siddiqui be like pic.twitter.com/4G7iwgQEgH
— Ali (@KhattakMj) January 10, 2018
this is how Taha Escaped 💃🙏st Say Some Skills pic.twitter.com/BKQj2mMGxV
— Nabeel Chaudhry (@chaudhry_nabeel) January 10, 2018this is how dealth with bullet as iron man he is 😍 pic.twitter.com/abwsGWSnw4 — Nabeel Chaudhry (@chaudhry_nabeel) January 10, 2018So you are telling us that you escaped 10 to 12 ISI operatives without a scratch? Tum Agent vinod ho ke Tiger?
— Asfandyar Bhittani (@BhittaniKhannnn) January 10, 2018@BhittaniKhannnn LMFAO🤣!<<<<<< like…. pic.twitter.com/QUtq571OdW — Arif (@ArifAtozai) January 10, 2018Taha Siddiqui be like pic.twitter.com/4G7iwgQEgH<<<< (@KhattakMj) January 10, 2018 This person mocked the entire abduction drama in a tweet storythis is how Taha Escaped 💃🙏<br<br
— Nabeel Chaudhry (@chaudhry_nabeel) January 10, 2018this is how dealth with bullet as iron man he is 😍 pic.twitter.com/abwsGWSnw4 — Nabeel Chaudhry (@chaudhry_nabeel) January 10, 2018Finally dis is how he reached to Cyril Account pic.twitter.com/zwQTPo8Kv3 — Nabeel Chaudhry (@chaudhry_nabeel) January 10, 2018One of them called him the famous south indian hero “Rajni” who normally do unreal action in his moviesپین دی سِری ا ت کی فلموں میں بھی نہیں ہوتا۔ 10 سے 12 مسلح افراد نے تمہیں اغواہ کرنے کی کوشش کی اور تم بچ آئے جبکہ تمہیں تو ناصر خان جان بھی اغواہ کر سکتا ہے وہ بھی خالی ہاتھ 😕 — SYED FAYYAZ ALI (@IamTeamIK) January 10, 2018
Some offered him to be their bodyguard as according to Taha’s claim he have beaten 12 armed men
I will fire all my bodyguards in Karachi. I need a person who can protect me against 10 To 12 armed men. I have wasted so much money on my security so far. Why didn’t I meet Taha before. TIGER ZINDA HAI AUR ISLAMABAD MEIN HAI.
— Mir Mohammad Alikhan (@POSITIVEiBANKER) January 10, 2018
and the mocking continued……
Video of escape pic.twitter.com/vNErQxpGSs
— Doctor Zia Ahmad (@drZiaAhmad1) January 10, 2018
— Syed Osama Hashmi. (@iamsyed28) January 10, 2018
Going through all the tweets are not only extremely funny but it has also exposed the fact that the Pakistani journalists can stoop low to any level do get publicity.
Finally dis is how he reached to Cyril Account pic.twitter.com/zwQTPo8Kv3
— Nabeel Chaudhry (@chaudhry_nabeel) January 10, 2018